








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1557 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2042 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1916 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1864 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $853,602 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | s1lence | 48% | 123 |
| #7 | altushkaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 47% | 45 |
| #8 | St1cker | 46% | 127 |
| #9 | какая-то девка | 44% | 52 |
| #10 | x4ml | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | St1cker | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | altushkaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | какая-то девка | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Krico | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | 618 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | St1cker | 339 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Obl1V1oN | 253 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | altushkaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 141 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Krico | 107 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1lence | +3.64 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | altushkaaaaaaaaaaaaa | +1.02 | 66 | 56 |
| #3 | НеНаЧасі | +0.79 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | Etr1x | +0.34 | 67 | 64 |
| #5 | x4ml | -0.08 | 60 | 67 |





