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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1051 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1125 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1139 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1118 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $815,849 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kekswiese | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | xtheBert | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | tidi | 59% | 69 |
| #4 | quadroman | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kekswiese | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | xtheBert | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | tidi | 59% | 69 |
| #4 | quadroman | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tidi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tidi | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kekswiese | 52 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | xtheBert | 34 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | quadroman | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jukub | +2.02 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | tidi | +0.89 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | Kekswiese | +0.34 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | quadroman | -3.00 | 43 | 14 |
| #5 | xtheBert | -3.73 | 37 | 68 |





