








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 815 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6603 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4584 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4225 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3268 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,179,453 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 923 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | railz | 59% | 80 |
| #2 | narrow head | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | D3nze | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Skiitz | 53% | 76 |
| #5 | ππ²ππ¬πΈπΈ | 48% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Skiitz | 53% | 76 |
| #5 | ππ²ππ¬πΈπΈ | 48% | 192 |
| #6 | ππͺπ·πͺπ· DROP.SKIN | 48% | 147 |
| #7 | Joni | 47% | 183 |
| #8 | TrixDK | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ²ππ¬πΈπΈ | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | railz | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | ππͺπ·πͺπ· DROP.SKIN | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Joni | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Skiitz | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ²ππ¬πΈπΈ | 559 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | railz | 236 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | ππͺπ·πͺπ· DROP.SKIN | 138 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Skiitz | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | TrixDK | 65 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrood | +3.38 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | railz | +1.32 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | narrow head | +1.16 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | Skiitz | +1.09 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | ππ²ππ¬πΈπΈ | +0.68 | 68 | 70 |





