








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 762 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5190 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6419 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4837 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4671 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,910 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GriN | 67% | 66 |
| #2 | serol | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | Shrood | 59% | 80 |
| #4 | Reno | 55% | 173 |
| #5 | narrow head | 55% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | AJR | 53% | 43 |
| #7 | Mindo | 50% | 58 |
| #8 | Tiny | 45% | 106 |
| #9 | Shnippad | 44% | 54 |
| #10 | Morby | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | narrow head | 45 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Reno | 34 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Shnippad | 16 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | Tiny | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | GriN | 10 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiny | 608 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #2 | narrow head | 540 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Shrood | 303 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | AJR | 232 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | GriN | 195 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reno | +2.34 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | narrow head | +1.60 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | railz | +1.53 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Shrood | +1.34 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | AJR | +0.75 | 63 | 68 |





