








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 23% |
| Smokes | 603 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 573 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 815 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $261,187 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daru$ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Księżuś | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | Divo | 58% | 100 |
| #4 | Wirthase... | 53% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daru$ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Księżuś | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | Divo | 58% | 100 |
| #4 | Wirthase... | 53% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wirthase... | 14 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Divo | 11 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divo | 201 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Wirthase... | 156 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Księżuś | 99 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | Daru$ | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divo | +3.33 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Daru$ | +0.58 | 63 | 74 |
| #3 | nerko | +0.08 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | Księżuś | -1.25 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | Wirthase... | -1.32 | 63 | 43 |





