








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4110 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3831 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2836 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2567 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,588 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kropka | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | nerko | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | cmieluuu | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | undefined | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | Divo | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kropka | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | undefined | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Pretty Woman | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | nerko | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Wirthase... | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divo | +3.17 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | cmieluuu | +1.71 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | undefined | +1.27 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | h1x^ | +1.18 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | kropka | +1.00 | 82 | 58 |





