








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2091 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2407 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1508 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1751 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,052 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smauli | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Vinski2000 | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | TheJopi | 61% | 150 |
| #4 | | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | silja | 49% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smauli | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Vinski2000 | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | TheJopi | 61% | 150 |
| #4 | | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | silja | 49% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silja | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | TheJopi | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Smauli | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Vinski2000 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheJopi | 221 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | | 38 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Vinski2000 | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Smauli | 31 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | silja | 21 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty Guy | +4.00 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Smauli | +3.06 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | TheJopi | +2.09 | 67 | 40 |
| #4 | Vinski2000 | -2.66 | 42 | 42 |
| #5 | | -4.70 | 37 | 34 |





