








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1374 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1220 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1072 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1104 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $928,289 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vinski2000 | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Mighty Guy | 61% | 150 |
| #3 | Smauli | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | silja | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vinski2000 | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Mighty Guy | 61% | 150 |
| #3 | Smauli | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | silja | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty Guy | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Vinski2000 | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Smauli | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | silja | 2 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mighty Guy | 356 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Vinski2000 | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Smauli | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | silja | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smauli | +3.85 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | TheJopi | +2.68 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | Mighty Guy | +2.59 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Vinski2000 | -2.07 | 42 | 39 |
| #5 | | -3.97 | 35 | 38 |





