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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 743 | 28% |
| Smokes | 776 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 710 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 413 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,379,022 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam's Club | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | valorant kid | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | PaPaWyatt | 57% | 113 |
| #4 | chase | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | PaPaChristian | 51% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaPaWyatt | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Crispy | 12 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | PaPaChristian | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | valorant kid | 8 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP | 5 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nycto | 225 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tsuki | 138 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | PaPaWyatt | 116 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | PaPaChristian | 77 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Handrew | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nycto | +2.31 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | Sam's Club | +1.73 | 40 | 51 |
| #3 | PaPaWyatt | +1.43 | 42 | 44 |
| #4 | chase | +0.97 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | Tsuki | +0.92 | 82 | 54 |





