








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 461 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2127 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1679 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 4920 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4057 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,117,030 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaPaChristian | 53 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP | 23 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | valorant kid | 23 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | Recklase | 19 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Weavegottaproblem | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaPaChristian | 546 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | Weavegottaproblem | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Recklase | 124 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP | 106 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nycto | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nycto | +3.59 | 67 | 53 |
| #2 | PaPaWyatt | +1.64 | 44 | 39 |
| #3 | Recklase | +1.41 | 75 | 39 |
| #4 | valorant kid | -0.53 | 66 | 28 |
| #5 | PaPaChristian | -1.27 | 32 | 29 |





