








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1713 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3166 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2545 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1972 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,702,544 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wicked sick | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | Julien | 62% | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ Dusty Ayron ✪ | 56% | 132 |
| #4 | drakkelu | 49% | 71 |
| #5 | Djoat | 49% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | drakkelu | 49% | 71 |
| #5 | Djoat | 49% | 84 |
| #6 | Ctaifun ♛ | 49% | 375 |
| #7 | Agentfr64 | 44% | 121 |
| #8 | ุ | 42% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ctaifun ♛ | 73 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Agentfr64 | 18 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | wicked sick | 11 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | ✪ Dusty Ayron ✪ | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ุ | 7 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ctaifun ♛ | 781 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | ✪ Dusty Ayron ✪ | 295 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Agentfr64 | 279 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Djoat | 276 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | wicked sick | 136 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wicked sick | +5.13 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | Djoat | +1.86 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪ Dusty Ayron ✪ | +1.32 | 70 | 49 |
| #4 | Ctaifun ♛ | +1.21 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | ⚡⚡ Nob0dy_UWU 👀 | +1.04 | 77 | 37 |





