








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5722 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5748 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5276 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1899 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,706,868 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drakkelu | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | meow meow 猫 | 57% | 121 |
| #3 | Nob0dy. | 56% | 132 |
| #4 | agentfr64 | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drakkelu | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | meow meow 猫 | 57% | 121 |
| #3 | Nob0dy. | 56% | 132 |
| #4 | agentfr64 | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nob0dy. | 35 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | meow meow 猫 | 20 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | drakkelu | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | agentfr64 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meow meow 猫 | 236 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | agentfr64 | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nob0dy. | 62 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | drakkelu | 27 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meow meow 猫 | +1.84 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ Dusty Ayron✪ | +1.37 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Nob0dy. | +1.06 | 83 | 40 |
| #4 | agentfr64 | -1.40 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | drakkelu | -4.25 | 40 | 26 |





