








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2661 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2892 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1419 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2189 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,509 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ֆռǟӄ3 | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | ƈ0ɮʀǟ | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Rocking.Chinchillas | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | retarted ✪STABか | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | SaLtY :) BAD AIM | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ƈ0ɮʀǟ | +4.48 | 84 | 77 |
| #2 | ֆռǟӄ3 | +3.43 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Rahu | +2.58 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | retarted ✪STABか | +2.37 | 64 | 51 |
| #5 | Rocking.Chinchillas | +0.86 | 79 | 50 |





