








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5888 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4198 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2864 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4141 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,030 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rahu | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | GdFTHR | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | vrenyy | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | z0E. | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | 🌟Ishav🌟 | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | z0E. | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | 🌟Ishav🌟 | 54% | 35 |
| #6 | tour1st Saiyajin | 50% | 30 |
| #7 | Hellblazer | 49% | 70 |
| #8 | retarted ✪STABか | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hellblazer | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | retarted ✪STABか | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | 🌟Ishav🌟 | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | vrenyy | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | GdFTHR | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌟Ishav🌟 | 145 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | GdFTHR | 128 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | vrenyy | 82 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rahu | 72 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | tour1st Saiyajin | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GdFTHR | +3.79 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | ֆռǟӄ3 | +2.64 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | Rahu | +2.37 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | vrenyy | +2.02 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | tour1st Saiyajin | +1.36 | 77 | 59 |





