








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 30 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 374 | 32% |
| Smokes | 191 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 329 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 284 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,896 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kipp | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | killme '²³' | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Rosa Percz | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | priple '²³' | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | GreenBanana | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rosa Percz | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | priple '²³' | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | GreenBanana | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | Obese' Dalfin '²³' | 45% | 29 |
| #7 | GrazzyV_23 | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obese' Dalfin '²³' | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | GreenBanana | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | priple '²³' | 92 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Obese' Dalfin '²³' | 67 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rosa Percz | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | GreenBanana | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | killme '²³' | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obese' Dalfin '²³' | +2.44 | 62 | 76 |
| #2 | Gang Unit | +1.29 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | priple '²³' | +0.50 | 49 | 76 |
| #4 | Rosa Percz | -0.31 | 53 | 34 |
| #5 | GrazzyV_23 | -2.39 | 40 | 71 |





