








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 511 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 392 | 34% |
| Smokes | 284 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 227 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 249 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,197 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuckyBoy | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | GeorgeLUL | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Kylian Mbappé | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Kjeol | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | yes | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yes | 356 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | GeorgeLUL | 168 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | DuckyBoy | 150 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kjeol | 96 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kylian Mbappé | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kylian Mbappé | +1.59 | 38 | 43 |
| #2 | DuckyBoy | +0.61 | 78 | 27 |
| #3 | yes | +0.23 | 27 | 54 |
| #4 | Kjeol | -0.48 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | Donny the Dealer | -2.94 | 21 | 28 |





