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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1484 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 784 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1081 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,245 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kylian Mbappé | 45% | 53 |
| #3 | Kjeol | 37% | 62 |
| #4 | DuckyBoy | 37% | 127 |
| #5 | GeorgeLUL | 37% | 79 |
| #6 | Donny the Dealer | 36% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kylian Mbappé | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Donny the Dealer | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | GeorgeLUL | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | DuckyBoy | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Kjeol | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kylian Mbappé | +1.19 | 39 | 39 |
| #2 | DuckyBoy | +0.30 | 77 | 27 |
| #3 | yes | -0.01 | 26 | 54 |
| #4 | Kjeol | -0.79 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | GeorgeLUL | -3.03 | 17 | 49 |





