








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 655 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2156 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2138 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5515 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 2017 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,542,087 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simply | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | MartinRouterPing | 51% | 582 |
| #3 | K1st0Ne | 49% | 77 |
| #4 | ZaEk-_- | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simply | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | MartinRouterPing | 51% | 582 |
| #3 | K1st0Ne | 49% | 77 |
| #4 | ZaEk-_- | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MartinRouterPing | 79 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | K1st0Ne | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ZaEk-_- | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | simply | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MartinRouterPing | 1430 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | K1st0Ne | 424 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #3 | simply | 123 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | ZaEk-_- | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaEk-_- | +1.99 | 67 | 53 |
| #2 | K1st0Ne | +1.76 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | MettS | +1.08 | 56 | 38 |
| #4 | simply | +0.48 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | MartinRouterPing | -0.05 | 49 | 59 |





