








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 650 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8594 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7288 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 12308 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 8255 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,512,096 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1st0Ne | 52% | 111 |
| #2 | VIpeR | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | simply | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | MettS | 51% | 582 |
| #5 | ZaEk-_- | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1st0Ne | 52% | 111 |
| #2 | VIpeR | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | simply | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | MettS | 51% | 582 |
| #5 | ZaEk-_- | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MettS | 109 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | K1st0Ne | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | VIpeR | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | ZaEk-_- | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | simply | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MettS | 821 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #2 | K1st0Ne | 591 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #3 | simply | 243 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | ZaEk-_- | 134 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | VIpeR | 76 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZaEk-_- | +2.25 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | VIpeR | +1.70 | 68 | 48 |
| #3 | K1st0Ne | +1.44 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | MettS | +1.08 | 56 | 38 |
| #5 | MartinRouterPing | +0.16 | 50 | 59 |





