








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 399 | 31% |
| Smokes | 273 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 339 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 284 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,273 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razwell | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Deplayed | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | Lego Fett | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | Shoxx147 シ | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | 5W-12LDust2ShoT | 67% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5W-12LDust2ShoT | 6 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Lego Fett | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | xsploit | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Myyraini | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | razwell | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5W-12LDust2ShoT | 52 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lego Fett | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | frrrist | 27 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | kingkoecki | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Myyraini | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razwell | +5.78 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | 5W-12LDust2ShoT | +3.75 | 89 | 50 |
| #3 | xsploit | +3.17 | 91 | 42 |
| #4 | High_Kick_Hassan | +2.59 | 89 | 59 |
| #5 | Shoxx147 シ | +2.21 | 79 | 58 |





