








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1829 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 303 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5128 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5244 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4947 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3875 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,005,339 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2040 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sohyb | 447 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Sneaky Beaky like ;) | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | bob the gas engineer | 111 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | yuko | 93 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fates | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fork | +4.06 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | Sneaky Beaky like ;) | +2.33 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | sohyb | -0.74 | 37 | 51 |
| #4 | bob the gas engineer | -0.80 | 59 | 65 |
| #5 | Fates | -4.63 | 24 | 12 |





