








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1572 | 29% |
| Smokes | 961 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1604 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1308 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,867 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spitz.Faust | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | Frudu | 49% | 193 |
| #3 | AdmiralMonkey | 47% | 109 |
| #4 | Big meme ogre (BTD6 enjoyer) | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spitz.Faust | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | Frudu | 49% | 193 |
| #3 | AdmiralMonkey | 47% | 109 |
| #4 | Big meme ogre (BTD6 enjoyer) | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AdmiralMonkey | 16 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Frudu | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Spitz.Faust | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frudu | 243 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | AdmiralMonkey | 117 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Spitz.Faust | 88 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Big meme ogre (BTD6 enjoyer) | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frudu | +2.20 | 73 | 41 |
| #2 | Spitz.Faust | -0.49 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | GATORADE | -0.79 | 13 | 47 |
| #4 | Big meme ogre (BTD6 enjoyer) | -3.07 | 26 | 19 |
| #5 | AdmiralMonkey | -3.58 | 12 | 20 |





