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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 304 | 21% |
| Smokes | 458 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 203 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 452 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $369,068 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spitz.Faust | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Frudu | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | GATORADE | 43% | 37 |
| #4 | AdmiralMonkey | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spitz.Faust | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Frudu | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | GATORADE | 43% | 37 |
| #4 | AdmiralMonkey | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frudu | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | GATORADE | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Spitz.Faust | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frudu | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Spitz.Faust | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | GATORADE | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | AdmiralMonkey | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frudu | +2.35 | 75 | 45 |
| #2 | Spitz.Faust | -0.24 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | GATORADE | -0.47 | 14 | 51 |
| #4 | Big meme ogre (BTD6 enjoyer) | -1.68 | 28 | 25 |
| #5 | AdmiralMonkey | -4.35 | 8 | 17 |





