








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 584 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1161 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 668 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 893 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,225 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pew | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | juli | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | Rvrky | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Wendy | 50% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pew | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | juli | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | Rvrky | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Wendy | 50% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wendy | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Rvrky | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Pew | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | juli | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wendy | 269 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Rvrky | 172 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pew | 68 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | juli | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pew | +6.38 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Wendy | +2.66 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | Rvrky | +1.59 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | juli | -0.58 | 68 | 48 |
| #5 | Seal | -1.24 | 37 | 54 |





