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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 158 | 3% |
| Smokes | 2479 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1599 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1555 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,255 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sway ♥ | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | ♿DiMaare♿ | 55% | 176 |
| #3 | Tmz | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | vasuel | 48% | 204 |
| #5 | melo | 42% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vasuel | +7.42 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | LEPUSKIN S1MPLE | +6.52 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | Tmz | +6.03 | 92 | 68 |
| #4 | sway ♥ | +5.86 | 88 | 63 |
| #5 | ♿DiMaare♿ | +4.50 | 80 | 57 |





