








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 779 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5328 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4054 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3072 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4316 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,364 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐥𝐢𝐚 ✮⋆˙ | 51 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | vasuel | 37 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | LEPUSKIN S1MPLE | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Bob Marley | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Serla, adapteri kans hukassa | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐥𝐢𝐚 ✮⋆˙ | 1803 | 0.33 | 42 min |
| #2 | vasuel | 796 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | LEPUSKIN S1MPLE | 455 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tmz | 233 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Burden | 149 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEPUSKIN S1MPLE | +7.83 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | vasuel | +6.32 | 89 | 55 |
| #3 | ♿DiMaare♿ | +3.78 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | Tmz | +3.54 | 91 | 62 |
| #5 | Burden | -0.11 | 66 | 66 |





