








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2449 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2043 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2048 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2410 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,843 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | dizey | 49% | 55 |
| #9 | 𝐝𝟏𝐳𝐞𝐲 | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | MrKirby幸せ | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | LeBron James | 43% | 63 |
| #12 | Spectrum | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NicoG.🤙 | 492 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | dizey | 213 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Klauserich | 159 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | DeiraCity | 149 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | LeBron James | 147 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrKirby幸せ | +3.97 | 67 | 67 |
| #2 | Demmi | +2.00 | 76 | 75 |
| #3 | SN33ZLE | +1.87 | 70 | 66 |
| #4 | DeiraCity | +1.55 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Klauserich | +0.66 | 67 | 69 |





