








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 928 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7405 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5495 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5439 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4077 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,910,323 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1053 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoMomsSpaghetti | +5.40 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | Tort | +3.22 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | ABSLS | +1.99 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | diL | +1.07 | 77 | 51 |
| #5 | Silver | -0.25 | 61 | 57 |





