








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1735 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1839 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1833 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $275,937 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Insane | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | po110 | 40% | 48 |
| #11 | Ghø_mxs | 38% | 16 |
| #12 | ZNORUX | 36% | 25 |
| #13 | Nero | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | effy | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ZNORUX | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | po110 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | 天使 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | De1v | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | po110 | 237 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | 天使 | 189 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | ZNORUX | 172 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| #4 | effy | 157 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Insane | 132 | 0.40 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dxz ✠ skinhub.com | +4.42 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | ZNORUX | +2.30 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | 𓆰TachoPayus𓆪 | +1.53 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | De1v | +1.44 | 83 | 68 |
| #5 | 天使 | +1.21 | 86 | 58 |





