








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2122 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2533 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1393 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2119 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,836 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Revq | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | ✪l-Byte//Thunder⛩ | 40% | 48 |
| #9 | ZNORUX | 35% | 40 |
| #10 | effy | 32% | 19 |
| #11 | Nero | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mankarlit0s | 5 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | ZNORUX | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | De1v | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ✪l-Byte//Thunder⛩ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Dxz ✠ skinhub.com | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZNORUX | 266 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ghø_mxs | 180 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪l-Byte//Thunder⛩ | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | De1v | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dxz ✠ skinhub.com | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |





