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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 903 | 29% |
| Smokes | 737 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 617 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 848 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $314,756 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 722 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞ 𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖓.➃𝓚 ✔ | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Molbech | 82% | 28 |
| #3 | Kr3xz- ☂ | 77% | 13 |
| #4 | Im Nub | 75% | 16 |
| #5 | Twitch Bazeツ | 74% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Twitch Bazeツ | 74% | 23 |
| #6 | numse.elsker #sussyBAKA | 71% | 35 |
| #7 | Rashida (رشيدة محمد م | 70% | 27 |
| #8 | Lamme Lennart | 67% | 9 |
| #9 | RZA | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch Bazeツ | 5 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Lamme Lennart | 5 | 0.0287 |
| #3 | numse.elsker #sussyBAKA | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Rashida (رشيدة محمد م | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Im Nub | 3 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | numse.elsker #sussyBAKA | 177 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | Twitch Bazeツ | 123 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rashida (رشيدة محمد م | 90 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Molbech | 68 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | RZA | 66 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StillSwing | +3.03 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Molbech | +2.66 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Twitch Bazeツ | +1.62 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | Lamme Lennart | +0.88 | 74 | 36 |
| #5 | ۞ 𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖓.➃𝓚 ✔ | +0.66 | 58 | 72 |





