








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 251 matches | ||
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




149 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12692 | 45% |
| Smokes | 6751 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2744 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 5846 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,191,878 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WIMDY | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | Pre | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | DongDong ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | bluu | 55% | 69 |
| #5 | EL_Jefe_DE_Novas | 51% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Shiiko | 49% | 55 |
| #7 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | 45% | 119 |
| #8 | em | 43% | 60 |
| #9 | limbi | 40% | 48 |
| #10 | Razora9 | 28% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pre | 29 | 0.0252 |
| #2 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | 27 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | EL_Jefe_DE_Novas | 19 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | limbi | 12 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | DongDong ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ | 10 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | 591 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | em | 352 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #3 | WIMDY | 322 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | EL_Jefe_DE_Novas | 170 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pre | 146 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pre | +5.23 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | DongDong ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ | +4.35 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | +2.81 | 88 | 59 |
| #4 | bluu | +2.12 | 89 | 51 |
| #5 | Layz_xD | +1.37 | 61 | 64 |





