








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4480 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3308 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2789 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3193 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $417,395 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creaM | 59% | 71 |
| #2 | KekuliK | 59% | 107 |
| #3 | emokid2008 | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | legobatmankid2010 | 54% | 121 |
| #5 | Pesone | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KekuliK | 59% | 107 |
| #3 | emokid2008 | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | legobatmankid2010 | 54% | 121 |
| #5 | Pesone | 54% | 54 |
| #6 | Lihis | 43% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legobatmankid2010 | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | creaM | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Lihis | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Pesone | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | emokid2008 | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legobatmankid2010 | 389 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Lihis | 287 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | KekuliK | 255 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | creaM | 194 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | emokid2008 | 157 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekuliK | +2.25 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | musculaR | +1.73 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | emokid2008 | +1.50 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | creaM | -0.57 | 81 | 45 |
| #5 | Lihis | -0.60 | 82 | 68 |





