








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 544 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2729 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1740 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5477 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1775 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,589,540 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1050 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΠΡΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ | 53% | 497 |
| #2 | SUPPAAANIGGAAA | 52% | 255 |
| #3 | Rainy | 50% | 84 |
| #4 | MEOW | 47% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΠΡΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ | 53% | 497 |
| #2 | SUPPAAANIGGAAA | 52% | 255 |
| #3 | Rainy | 50% | 84 |
| #4 | MEOW | 47% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΠΡΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ | 28 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | MEOW | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | SUPPAAANIGGAAA | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Rainy | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPPAAANIGGAAA | 1106 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | ΠΡΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ | 638 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #3 | Rainy | 467 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #4 | MEOW | 282 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainy | +1.05 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | SUPPAAANIGGAAA | +0.84 | 53 | 74 |
| #3 | ΠΡΠΈΠ²Π΅Ρ | +0.12 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | MEOW | -0.53 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | πππππͺ | -0.75 | 54 | 53 |





