








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 957 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1210 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1186 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 886 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $494,408 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krax | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Freezy ketor | 52% | 119 |
| #3 | R3kku goodman | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Sorvist-Tjänst | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | FULCRUM #fadedthanahoe | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krax | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Freezy ketor | 52% | 119 |
| #3 | R3kku goodman | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | Sorvist-Tjänst | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | FULCRUM #fadedthanahoe | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freezy ketor | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | R3kku goodman | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | FULCRUM #fadedthanahoe | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freezy ketor | 184 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Sorvist-Tjänst | 158 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Krax | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | R3kku goodman | 49 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | FULCRUM #fadedthanahoe | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William | +1.51 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | Krax | +1.16 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | Freezy ketor | +0.12 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Sorvist-Tjänst | -0.36 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | R3kku goodman | -0.58 | 73 | 54 |





