








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1609 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2303 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2453 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1303 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,506 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | α.BlaKe. | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | Prheal | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | ✪ Sergio | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Claoudio | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | α.BlaKe. | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | Prheal | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | ✪ Sergio | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Claoudio | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Claoudio | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | α.BlaKe. | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | α.BlaKe. | 101 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Claoudio | 85 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ Sergio | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Prheal | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | α.BlaKe. | +1.80 | 63 | 58 |
| #2 | [FR] Mael27 | +0.36 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | ✪ Sergio | +0.23 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | Claoudio | -0.29 | 77 | 77 |
| #5 | Prheal | -1.67 | 41 | 62 |





