








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3599 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3569 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2805 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,559 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | LaatikkoLaatikko | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | Ägöny Cäbin | 48% | 141 |
| #6 | 女性ではありません | 47% | 51 |
| #7 | avpl | 45% | 157 |
| #8 | Tinetig | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avpl | 83 | 0.0263 |
| #2 | Ägöny Cäbin | 28 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Maksalaatikko | 22 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | 女性ではありません | 10 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | LaatikkoLaatikko | 8 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maksalaatikko | 309 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | LaatikkoLaatikko | 186 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ägöny Cäbin | 185 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | avpl | 142 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | mirozio | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 女性ではありません | +3.33 | 70 | 44 |
| #2 | LaatikkoLaatikko | +2.50 | 46 | 61 |
| #3 | Juztuzz | +2.37 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | Maksalaatikko | +0.11 | 38 | 57 |
| #5 | mirozio | -0.41 | 49 | 52 |





