








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1108 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1291 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 676 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $792,460 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ägöny Cäbin | 56% | 34 |
| #6 | Juztuzz | 53% | 114 |
| #7 | kelarotta | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | 女性ではありません | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | avpl | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avpl | 18 | 0.0350 |
| #2 | Juztuzz | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Ägöny Cäbin | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | 女性ではありません | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Kaltzu | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juztuzz | 333 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Viinane | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kaltzu | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ägöny Cäbin | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Juhox | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viinane | +3.46 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | 女性ではありません | +2.54 | 71 | 39 |
| #3 | Juhox | +2.39 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | Juztuzz | +1.36 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | kelarotta | +1.04 | 87 | 70 |





