








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2636 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2418 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1940 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2049 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,745,214 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 904 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raijin Sama | 11 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | s i d o | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Budgett's Frog | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | DLUX | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Two-Six | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starfy | 184 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Two-Six | 171 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | s i d o | 140 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Raijin Sama | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Str1ke | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s i d o | +2.18 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | rem | +1.89 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | Raijin Sama | +1.86 | 93 | 54 |
| #4 | Starfy | +1.71 | 92 | 62 |
| #5 | DLUX | +0.90 | 90 | 52 |





