








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 956 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5841 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4232 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4433 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3240 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,313,821 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky :> | 58% | 90 |
| #2 | Barking_Shrimp | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | Dair42 | 55% | 112 |
| #4 | 1# Thug shaker | 51% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky :> | 58% | 90 |
| #2 | Barking_Shrimp | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | Dair42 | 55% | 112 |
| #4 | 1# Thug shaker | 51% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1# Thug shaker | 21 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Ducky :> | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Barking_Shrimp | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Dair42 | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1# Thug shaker | 379 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Dair42 | 266 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ducky :> | 226 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Barking_Shrimp | 61 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hunr | +2.15 | 64 | 52 |
| #2 | Ducky :> | +1.83 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | 1# Thug shaker | -0.28 | 46 | 45 |
| #4 | Dair42 | -0.40 | 31 | 51 |
| #5 | Barking_Shrimp | -0.81 | 41 | 50 |





