








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5672 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2876 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3538 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,890,495 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky :> | 58% | 147 |
| #2 | hunr | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | hughjaness | 55% | 160 |
| #4 | Dair42 | 50% | 254 |
| #5 | p3r$0n y0|_| kn0// | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1# Thug shaker | 43 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | hughjaness | 22 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Ducky :> | 22 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Dair42 | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | p3r$0n y0|_| kn0// | 8 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky :> | +4.54 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | p3r$0n y0|_| kn0// | +3.85 | 78 | 35 |
| #3 | hunr | +3.71 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | hughjaness | +1.38 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | Barking_Shrimp | +0.74 | 50 | 52 |





