








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 690 | 33% |
| Smokes | 620 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 276 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 535 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,586 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 999 | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Tás de Bomba? | 76% | 25 |
| #3 | juju | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | nobi | 71% | 7 |
| #5 | nFs | 70% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | nFs | 70% | 27 |
| #6 | Songa | 70% | 10 |
| #7 | n3gu1m | 70% | 33 |
| #8 | RIG | 64% | 42 |
| #9 | | Silva | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIG | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | n3gu1m | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | nFs | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Tás de Bomba? | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | juju | 2 | 0.0253 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIG | 169 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | n3gu1m | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | nFs | 69 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tás de Bomba? | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Songa | 15 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juju | +10.88 | 88 | 46 |
| #2 | 999 | +9.92 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | xrz666 | +3.35 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | n3gu1m | +1.02 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | nFs | +0.84 | 60 | 65 |





