








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 16% |
| Smokes | 50 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 214 | 57% |
| Molotovs | 51 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,549 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rihii_ | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | vajaskenyer | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | robertoo | 33% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rihii_ | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | vajaskenyer | 33% | 6 |
| #3 | robertoo | 33% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robertoo | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Rihii_ | 2 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robertoo | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | Rihii_ | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | vajaskenyer | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vajaskenyer | +4.70 | 62 | 55 |
| #2 | Rihii_ | +1.00 | 9 | 53 |
| #3 | LoLMan | -2.18 | 9 | 18 |
| #4 | robertoo | -2.50 | 31 | 29 |





