








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1331 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1915 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1812 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 600 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,975 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amisaksu | 65% | 60 |
| #2 | Rontti | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | Teme | 57% | 203 |
| #4 | Miketron2 | 50% | 204 |
| #5 | Anttis, | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amisaksu | 65% | 60 |
| #2 | Rontti | 60% | 55 |
| #3 | Teme | 57% | 203 |
| #4 | Miketron2 | 50% | 204 |
| #5 | Anttis, | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teme | 28 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Miketron2 | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Rontti | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | amisaksu | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teme | 676 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Miketron2 | 508 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | amisaksu | 88 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Anttis, | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rontti | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amisaksu | +3.91 | 80 | 48 |
| #2 | Pena Diisseli | +1.18 | 70 | 44 |
| #3 | Teme | +0.87 | 30 | 67 |
| #4 | Rontti | -0.04 | 47 | 42 |
| #5 | Miketron2 | -1.47 | 40 | 48 |





