








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,710 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2079 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2561 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2703 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,164,362 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Something | 43% | 28 |
| #16 | Tobi | 42% | 19 |
| #17 | Senapsguden | 41% | 39 |
| #18 | Foy | 40% | 35 |
| #19 | HaXxTriX - XerxZ | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ► r1LLEEEE | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Matte | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Axghd | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | morfarS | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Senapsguden | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axghd | 520 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | ► r1LLEEEE | 475 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | rawKin | 275 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | Lucifer | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | morfarS | 157 | 0.11 | 4 min |





