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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2715 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2471 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2344 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2058 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,273 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUSTAVO | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | ⌞ ʜ✗ʜ ⌝ ᴘʜ1ɴᴋꜱ | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Nyrroz | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | н1ѕ0кa ✯ н✗н | 60% | 83 |
| #5 | Mistyk [<3] | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ⌞ ʜ✗ʜ ⌝ ᴘʜ1ɴᴋꜱ | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Nyrroz | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | н1ѕ0кa ✯ н✗н | 60% | 83 |
| #5 | Mistyk [<3] | 54% | 13 |
| #6 | DollzeR | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nyrroz | 4 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | н1ѕ0кa ✯ н✗н | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | DollzeR | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ⌞ ʜ✗ʜ ⌝ ᴘʜ1ɴᴋꜱ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Mistyk [<3] | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | н1ѕ0кa ✯ н✗н | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | DollzeR | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nyrroz | 29 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | ⌞ ʜ✗ʜ ⌝ ᴘʜ1ɴᴋꜱ | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | GUSTAVO | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nyrroz | +2.57 | 84 | 38 |
| #2 | ⌞ ʜ✗ʜ ⌝ ᴘʜ1ɴᴋꜱ | +2.31 | 67 | 45 |
| #3 | ♥ Shenouu ♥ | +2.11 | 51 | 69 |
| #4 | н1ѕ0кa ✯ н✗н | +1.74 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | DollzeR | +0.46 | 73 | 61 |





