








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 275 | 23% |
| Smokes | 274 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 250 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 397 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $136,515 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | forty | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | °Risk | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | YASR | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Chronicbarley61(LEAD AWPER) | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Chogama | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | °Risk | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Chogama | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chogama | 80 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | °Risk | 75 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | YASR | 74 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | Clive | 30 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | forty | 14 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isaiah | +1.75 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Chronicbarley61(LEAD AWPER) | +1.04 | 74 | 46 |
| #3 | Chogama | +0.90 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | Clive | +0.66 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | forty | +0.37 | 53 | 38 |





