








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 580 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2862 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2787 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2027 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1892 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,364,193 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUMBLE | 51% | 89 |
| #2 | H1ghЯangΞ | 46% | 71 |
| #3 | キング BlckBrn | 41% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUMBLE | 51% | 89 |
| #2 | H1ghЯangΞ | 46% | 71 |
| #3 | キング BlckBrn | 41% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | キング BlckBrn | 17 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | H1ghЯangΞ | 15 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | HUMBLE | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H1ghЯangΞ | 350 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | キング BlckBrn | 316 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | HUMBLE | 249 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUMBLE | +2.45 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | H1ghЯangΞ | +2.37 | 64 | 73 |
| #3 | ℕ𝕋✪𝕏 | +0.46 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | キング BlckBrn | -0.78 | 41 | 57 |





