








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




163 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13016 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7423 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 11769 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 8211 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,321,716 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BraVo | 57% | 94 |
| #2 | ✞ПеккХцц✞ | 55% | 652 |
| #3 | magic g4skins | 54% | 743 |
| #4 | ShadowLuco | 52% | 315 |
| #5 | ♡ 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 ♡ | 50% | 683 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✞ПеккХцц✞ | 55% | 652 |
| #3 | magic g4skins | 54% | 743 |
| #4 | ShadowLuco | 52% | 315 |
| #5 | ♡ 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 ♡ | 50% | 683 |
| #6 | ♡SZEFOWA♡ | 45% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 ♡ | 83 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | magic g4skins | 63 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | ✞ПеккХцц✞ | 62 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | BraVo | 12 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | ShadowLuco | 8 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magic g4skins | 2137 | 0.15 | 50 min |
| #2 | ♡ 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 ♡ | 1534 | 0.11 | 37 min |
| #3 | ✞ПеккХцц✞ | 1292 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #4 | ShadowLuco | 610 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | BraVo | 161 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REFI | +3.33 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | ✞ПеккХцц✞ | +2.37 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | BraVo | +1.62 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | magic g4skins | +0.82 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | ♡ 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 ♡ | -1.78 | 36 | 48 |





