








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1613 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2640 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2806 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2069 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,574 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadowLuco | 61% | 57 |
| #2 | 𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑰 我 | 57% | 94 |
| #3 | ✞NekkXuu✞ | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | kitty | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | magic | 49% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑰 我 | 57% | 94 |
| #3 | ✞NekkXuu✞ | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | kitty | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | magic | 49% | 81 |
| #6 | ♡SZEFOWA♡ | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑰 我 | 17 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | kitty | 15 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | magic | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ShadowLuco | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ✞NekkXuu✞ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑰 我 | 452 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | magic | 309 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | kitty | 230 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✞NekkXuu✞ | 114 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | ShadowLuco | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑰 我 | +4.44 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | ✞NekkXuu✞ | +1.46 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | BraVo | +0.85 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | magic | +0.44 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | kitty | -1.13 | 33 | 40 |





